Pokemon master and secretly a nerd

If you want to seduce me, I recommend Spongebob and Pokemon

 

Do not sabotage your new relationship with your last relationship’s poison.

Steve Maraboli (via missinyouiskillingme)

(Source: observando)

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Secret Service: “Dammit, we need to stop playing hide and seek.”

Calvin Coolidge: “You lose.”

#JustPresidentThings

Also, apparently as President he often went to dinner parties he hated. Someone finally asked why he went. His reply: “Got to eat somewhere.” Source